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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Mitch Hedberg:

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."

"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get ahold of me, they just say "Mitch," and I say "what?" and turn my head slightly."

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