Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Woody Allen:

"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

"I am at two with nature."

"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of t"