While in church tonight, the priest politely informed the congregation that he wished to conduct a survey, to determine the age group of people, who went to mass. First he said:
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All girls under the age of 5 years old please stand: (naturally, mothers with their infants stood up) : only two. All boys under the age of 5 years old, please stand : only two. All girls under the age of 19 years old, please stand : five girls (about 12 years old) All boys under the age of 19 years old, please stand : twelve boys (age range about 8-14 years old) All ladies under the age of 45 years old, please stand : fifteen All males under the age of 45 years old, please stand : ten All mature ladies 45 years and older, please stand : the whole congregation gasped and giggled as the ladies stood up: I would say about 90% of the congregation. All men 45 years and older, please stand : the number was about half of the mature ladies. |