Stephen Colbert Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Stephen Colbert:
"When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday no matter what happened Tuesday."
"We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias."
"I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."
"I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell."