Matt Groening Quotes

Matt Groening Quotes

Matt Groening Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Matt Groening:

"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."

"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."

"Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?"

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."

"All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to pr"

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