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QUOTE Benjamin Nagurski was especially aggravated - Page 15 - Politics, Business, Civil, History - Posted: 18th Jan, 2015 - 7:39pm
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QUOTE Officer: Good Evening. Do you...
Driver: I am not as think as you drunk I am occifer!
Officer: I am sure your not. Would you mind stepping out of the car? Also, may I have your license and registration?
Driver: ALRIGHTY, but I did have one beer. However, I am tip top now. Here is my license. Sorry, that is my credit card. Here you. Sorry, that is my library card. Here you go...my license.
Officer: Care to tell me why you are wearing no shoes and only one sock?
Driver: Ahh, certainly. My shoes are in the car. Let me get them.
Officer: and they socks?
Driver: Oh, I had to take one off.
Officer: Why?
Driver: I needed it for something.
Officer: What?
Driver: I was using the toilet.
Officer: When I use the toilet, I can keep my shoes and socks on.
Driver: Oh, yeah, I was going to the toilet outside about 2 miles back in that field over there and needed something to wipe with. Hey, are you going to have me say my ABC's backwards? Been practicing all nite!
Officer: Nah, that won't be necessary. I think I am going to be giving you a ride here shortly. Will I have to take your other sock to make sure you don't go to the bathroom in my squad car?
Driver: I am not as think as you drunk I am occifer!
Officer: I am sure your not. Would you mind stepping out of the car? Also, may I have your license and registration?
Driver: ALRIGHTY, but I did have one beer. However, I am tip top now. Here is my license. Sorry, that is my credit card. Here you. Sorry, that is my library card. Here you go...my license.
Officer: Care to tell me why you are wearing no shoes and only one sock?
Driver: Ahh, certainly. My shoes are in the car. Let me get them.
Officer: and they socks?
Driver: Oh, I had to take one off.
Officer: Why?
Driver: I needed it for something.
Officer: What?
Driver: I was using the toilet.
Officer: When I use the toilet, I can keep my shoes and socks on.
Driver: Oh, yeah, I was going to the toilet outside about 2 miles back in that field over there and needed something to wipe with. Hey, are you going to have me say my ABC's backwards? Been practicing all nite!
Officer: Nah, that won't be necessary. I think I am going to be giving you a ride here shortly. Will I have to take your other sock to make sure you don't go to the bathroom in my squad car?
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Leaves...newpaper....anything other than your own clothing? Ah the inner workings of the intoxicated mind!
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Some of these stories are right out of a comic strip. These crims must either be on drugs or just crazy to expect to succeed with what they do.
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Stupid guy. One thing I'm not sure of - was that his accomplice by the door of the bus in the beginning? Looks like he was waiting for him but then he closed the door on him.
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QUOTE Benjamin Nagurski was especially aggravated by one particular student who was chatting during a math quiz and that their teacher pointed a knife at them to deal with the situation. Police aren't exactly buying Nagurski's explanation.
Are you crazy? He must have really been pushed over the edge long before he came to the classroom. Its not just showing the knife but taking the time to bring it to school too! Some people can be so creepy or become creepy if they don't step back and take a big gulp of air.
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