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Meet Shane Cargle. He is a stupid criminal, - Page 4 - Politics, Business, Civil, History - Posted: 11th Sep, 2008 - 3:31am
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She is not exactly a criminal, but was conspiring towards criminal activity if everything went right...
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| Posted on Tue, Jun. 24, 2008 Man borrows car to buy crack, steals car By Kurt Knapek - kknapek@thesunnews.com Myrtle Beach police are searching for a man who borrowed a vehicle to buy crack cocaine then stole the car, according to a police report. A woman told police she met the suspect in the parking lot of the Admiral Inn last week. After a 20-minute conversation, the victim allowed the suspect to take her 2008 Kia Spectra to buy crack cocaine, the report states. The suspect told the victim he would give her some cocaine in exchange for letting him borrow the vehicle, the report states. The suspect told the victims he would return the car the following night but didn't. The victim told police that the suspect was from North Carolina and was accompanied by two prostitutes when he took the vehicle. |
Hi, meet my 2 prostitute friends. We really want to go buy some crack, but dont have money for a car to get us to the crack dealers house. Can we borrow yours if we let you have some crack?
Note: they dont have enough money to own a car, but want yours to go buy some crack. This should tip anyone off for the possibility that if they lend them the car, the car might turn into more crack and they might not ever see it again.
Sure, that sounds like a good idea...just bring my car back tomorrow night. I am sure after you purchase all your crack, that you will totally be able to drive correctly and that getting my car back to me will be your top priority and not just getting high.
DEAL...well good then...can I have the keys?
If you give a crackhead and his prostitute friends your car, you probably dont deserved to own a car. There are con-men and there are idiots and I am not sure this guy was a good conman.
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Man...am I trashed! Darn, out of money, but the party has to keep going. Hmmm...that purse looks like it might have a few bucks...
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| AP News Police: Thief Calls Them From Stolen Phone DULUTH, Minn. (AP) ― A Duluth, Minn. man is under arrest after he called police on a cell phone from a purse he had just allegedly snatched. Police arrested the 29-year-old man on Wednesday. They said he approached a woman at a pool hall shortly after midnight and asked for a cigarette, then grabbed the purse as she was opening it and ran off. Less than 90 minutes later, the suspect called police on the woman's cell phone to say he had been jumped. Police Sgt. Don Boso said it appeared to the arresting officer that the man had not been jumped but rather was intoxicated and wanted a ride home. The woman identified the suspect as the person who stole her purse. The man is facing theft charges in St. Louis County. |
Hey, their cars say "To Protect and Serve". Totally understandable why the guy thought the cops would be happy to give him a lift home.
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Whoaaa, what is that? Economy passengers are getting out before us 1st class! This just isnt happening! No WAY am I putting up with this... Fortunately enough, I have had a sufficient supply of liquid courage to ensure that this insult will not go unanswered!
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| Cops: Angry Passenger Uses Emergency Slide to Leave Plane Associated Press GEORGETOWN, Guyana - Guyanese authorities say a first-class airline passenger was so angry at seeing economy passengers leave a jetliner before him that he yanked open an emergency hatch and slid down the chute. Police spokesman Sealall Persaud says the Guyanese man identified as Satyanand Christopher appeared to be intoxicated after the Delta Airlines flight from New York. Persaud said Sunday that local police arrested Christoper, who was quickly released on bail after the Friday incident. Delta spokesman Junior Horatio says the U.S. carrier plans to file charges against the man for interfering with flight crew members. |
Hope that amusement ride was worth the thousands it is going to cost you.
Love,
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Yo...dude...put your shoes back on your feet stink!
Yeah, whatever...
No seriously, put them on or I am going to KILL you!
Hey...you want my socks too? (tosses the socks at the roommate)
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| Man sentenced in slaying over roommate's foot odor Houstonian gets 35 years after pleading no contest By DALE LEZON Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle A Houston man was sentenced to 35 years in prison on Tuesday after prosecutors said he fatally stabbed his roommate during an argument about foot odor. William Antonio Serrano, 23, pleaded no contest to murder in May in the October death of Noel Quintanilla-Vaquero, 21. During his sentencing hearing Tuesday, Serrano cried as he told state District Judge Mike Anderson that he had been defending himself against Quintanilla-Vaquero, said his court-appointed attorney, Sid Crowley. However, no evidence was available to show that Quintanilla-Vaquero had a weapon, said Harris County Assistant District Attorney Joe Vinas. "The defendant said the victim had smelly feet," Vinas said. Vinas said Serrano must serve half of his sentence before he is eligible for parole. His plea wasn't the result of a plea deal, and he has appealed his case. Authorities said the men were in an apartment in the 100 block of Goodson they shared with others when they had an argument between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. Oct. 6. Police said another roommate, a woman, told investigators that she heard the men arguing about foot odor. She said she saw Serrano stab Quintanilla-Vaquero. Vinas said Quintanilla-Vaquero was stabbed 16 times. There had not been any trouble between them before, Vinas said. Both men were day-labor construction workers. "They were in their room," Vinas said. "There was music on. Then, all of a sudden, they break out in this argument." |
I am surprised that they didn't use the Tenactin Defense of temporary insanitity do to olfactory impairment.
Now you think that since he had a knife the offended roommate could have just cut the other guys feet off and solve the problem or perhaps if it was that bad...he could have just bought the guy a pair of odor eaters and put them in his shoes while he was in the shower.
But hey...he did solve the problem! I am sure that the feet of his future roommates will smell like roses...
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Gee...thanks for raping me. Yeah, while I was screaming and trying to get away from you, I have to admit that you are pretty hot... Can I have your phone number?
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| Cops: Number's up for attacker: Accused rapist gave victim his phone info! apnews The victim of a brutal rape in Somerville was able to convince her dim-witted alleged attacker to give her his phone number, which police then used to identify the thug, law enforcement sources told the Herald yesterday. Somerville police Chief Anthony Holloway said the assault victim gave officers "crucial" information leading to the arrest of Michael K. Mahoney, who was charged yesterday with beating and raping the woman. But Holloway offered no further details. Mahoney, 25, confronted the woman near Tufts University where she was walking early Sunday morning, police said. Then he forced her behind a nearby house and raped her. At some point, however, the woman was able to convince Mahoney to give her his phone number, police said. Investigators were then able to track down Mahoney using those digits, according to law enforcement officials. Mahoney, of Somerville, is charged with three counts of aggravated rape and kidnapping. Court officials impounded documents detailing the crime, citing the ongoing investigation. Somerville police are looking into whether Mahoney was behind a June 28 attack on a female jogger that occurred in the same area. In that incident, the woman was able to escape and give officers a description of her attacker. Mahoney, who hid behind a partition in Somerville District Court during his arraignment, was arrested in March for attacking his mother. Mahoney, who is 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighs around 245 pounds, pushed his mother and bit her "in the breast area," according to court documents. The fight allegedly started over hockey and baseball cards that Mahoney, then unemployed, was supposed to sell to repay his mother for money he had borrowed. "He's obviously very dangerous, not only to the people at his home, but to the public at large," said Middlesex Assistant District Attorney Jennifer Handel. Mahoney's attorney A.J. Blank had no comment about the rape charges, but did say his client's mother has moved to drop the assault charges against him. "He has been living at home with his mother and father, and they are in court today to support their son," Blank said. Mahoney has no other arrests in Somerville, according to records at Somerville District Court. He"ll remain behind bars until a dangerousness hearing tomorrow. |
Yepper...the rapist thought he was sooooooo good that he gave the victim his phone number. How deluded can you get?
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It is two for Tuesday on the thread that makes you feel better about your life...
Boys and girls, this is called fraud:
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| On injury leave, firefighter stood out as bodybuilder https://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/...as_bodybuilder/ By Walter V. Robinson Globe Correspondent / July 14, 2008 'Disabled' firefighter competes in bodybuilding contest Despite a claim that he is "permanently disabled" from a work-related back injury, Boston firefighter Albert Arroyo competed in the International Natural Bodybuilding & Fitness competition in May. For Boston firefighter Albert Arroyo, March and April were ostensibly rough months. He reported falling on March 21 and suffering a back injury so severe that, a few weeks later, his doctor wrote that Arroyo should be granted an accidental disability retirement because he is "totally and permanently disabled." VIDEO Arroyo competes in bodybuilding contest 4/17/08 FBI issues subpoenas in firefighter pension abuse probe 1/7/08 Boston firefighters getting enhanced pensions Yet, on May 3, after being out of work for six weeks and collecting his full salary tax-free, Arroyo achieved a remarkable feat: He finished eighth in a men's bodybuilding competition, the 2008 Pro Natural American Championships. By late May, fire commissioner Roderick J. Fraser Jr. learned of Arroyo's strict training regimen and his record as a competitive professional bodybuilder. Fraser urged the Boston Retirement Board to deny the application. Two weeks ago, the Boston Fire Department shifted Arroyo, 46, from injured leave to regular sick leave, which is taxable, after its chief medical officer determined that any injury was not work-related, according to records turned over to the Globe by the city. At the least, Arroyo's injury claim and sub sequent bodybuilding competition came at an awkward time. In mid-April, a federal grand jury issued scores of subpoenas to Boston firefighters as part of a criminal investigation into years of questionable disability injury claims by retired and active firefighters of all ranks. Arroyo, standing in the doorway of his Roslindale home on Friday, said he would not discuss the issue and asked a reporter to call his attorney, James S. Dilday. |
Just remember...when you lie about disability, you got to remember to pretend to be disabled. Now my question is did he show up to the bodybuilding competition in a SUV with a handicapped sign for the rearview mirror! In my opinion, they need to not only go after this guy but get the doctor that signed off on this obviously phony disability.
Now we go to Brooklyn to learn about petty theft. Politeness goes a long way and might actually get you out of trouble once your in it, but it didnt work for this guy:
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| 'CROOK' NEEDS A CLUE: RETURNS FOR WALLET By CAROLYN SALAZAR and JAMIE SCHRAM A hapless burglar who swiped more than $200 from a Brooklyn apartment was back within moments begging to return the stolen cash - in exchange for the wallet he left behind. Victor Marin, 20, broke into the 40th Street building in Borough Park last Thursday and made off with the money, but left his billfold - complete with his identification - on the victim's bed, according to police sources. The bewildered victim, Yaakov Kanelsky, 49, arrived home from a shopping trip around 1:30 p.m. to see the accused thief at his first-floor kitchen window. "There was someone knocking on my window, and I asked him, 'What do you want? Why are you here?' And he said, he told me, 'I left my wallet inside your house,' " Kanelsky told The Post. "Why were you inside my house?" a perplexed Kanelsky asked. "He told me he needed to use the bathroom." When Kanelsky asked the next logical question - why the intruder needed to use a bathroom in someone else's home - Marin allegedly replied, "It doesn't matter. I need my wallet. I forgot my wallet. It's in your bedroom." Kanelsky, a retired rabbi who is originally from Israel, called 911 while Marin allegedly ran from the kitchen window to the apartment's front door. "If you give me my wal let, I'll give you back your money," the intruder hollered through the door. "What money?" asked Kanelsky. "I didn't even know any money was missing." The absent-minded burglar flashed a wad of bills through the peephole. A quick check of the bedroom confirmed that Kanelsky's cash - $93 in singles and $125 in larger bills - was missing from his dresser. Instead, the victim found a wallet filled with credit cards, photos and cash - and a pair of sunglasses. So Kanelsky told the man on the other side of the door to return his cash, which he promptly did, sliding the $125 under the door. But the $93 wad of singles was too bulky to push under the door, so Marin allegedly began stuffing the bills little by little through the small crack. That's when the cops showed up. Marin was quickly picked up in a nearby yard and charged with burglary, petty larceny and possession of stolen property. Kanelsky said he believed the thief had entered via the kitchen window - which he had habitually left open since he moved into the apartment seven years ago. "I just thought this whole thing was crazy," said Kanelsky. |
That is right. DUDE, I just like ripped you off and stuff and forgot like my ID and things in your bedroom. Think you can do me a solid and go get them for me?
Ahhh...sure slide my money under the door and I will smash your wallet, glasses and things and jamb them under the door too...deal?
Deal! Awwww....Dude...no fair...you called the cops!
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MAAAAAAN...I drive around all day makin deliveries and barely gettin paid. Sure would be nice if I got to keep a bit of that cash I put in the vault in the back.
DUDE...you are a GENIUS!
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| Truck Driver Robbed Own Truck APNEWS YAPHANK, N.Y. -- Suffolk County police say the story just didn't make sense. A delivery truck driver said he had been robbed at gunpoint Tuesday afternoon while attempting to put a large amount of cash into a safe at the back of the vehicle. But authorities were suspicious, since there didn't seem to be any witnesses and the driver couldn't say what the robber looked like. After further questioning, police said the driver confessed he was the one who actually stole the money. The driver was charged with grand larceny and making a false report, and is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday. |
Officer: OK, so what did the robber look like?
Driver: Why are you asking such tough questions? He looked like a robber with a gun. The kind that might kill you if you didnt give them the money!
Officer: So you didnt actually see the robber?
Driver: Nope. He had a gun.
Officer: So you know it was a man. What was his voice like?
Driver: Mean! He said..."This is a 357 Magnum. The most powerful handgun made and can blow your head clean off, so dont turn around and give me the money...PUNK."
Officer: So you were robbed by Dirty Harry?
Driver: You think it was him? I thought he had lots of money and didnt need any extra cash to buy a Ipod.
Officer: So you want an Ipod?
Driver: Dude...What is this? CSI? I give up...I did it...It was ME! How did you know? You tricked me! Wait a minute...you coerced that out of me! I want a LAWYER! Give me my phone call!
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Meet Shane Cargle. He is a stupid criminal, but determined as we shall soon see:
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| Police: Burglar was naked Dirk VanderHart "¢ News-Leader "¢ September 6, 2008 A Nixa man who allegedly lounged nude in an abandoned house before roping police into a lengthy standoff has been charged in the incident. Shane Thomas Cargle, 21, was charged Wednesday with first-degree burglary and resisting arrest. On Sunday evening, police received a call reporting a suspicious man had broken into a home on the 500 block of South Carriage Crossing in Nixa. According to court documents, the callers "told Dispatch that they did not know how Cargle gained access to the house, but that he was inside the house walking around naked." Two Nixa police officers responded to the location, and noticed several lights were on inside the home, but that there was no furniture. "As we were walking around the side of the house where the master bathroom was located, I could see the bathroom light was on and could hear the water running," wrote Officer Chad Hansen in a probable cause statement. Hansen said he stood outside an unlocked back door, announced himself and heard Cargle in the master bedroom opening a window. Cargle then allegedly tried to leave the home through the front door, but changed his mind when he saw another officer outside. "I entered in through the rear door to see Cargle running naked through the house, enter into the master bedroom, and close the door behind him," Hansen wrote. The man allegedly then jumped out the bedroom window, and began running toward his house, located next door. He was tripped up by an officer, then Tasered when he continued to flee. "Cargle continued running towards his house, showing no (effect) from the taser," Hansen wrote. Hansen said he chased the man to his front door and Tasered him again, but Cargle entered the home and locked the officers out. Since Cargle was believed to have access to weapons, Christian County sheriff's deputies helped Nixa police surround the home. Officers and family members tried for several hours to get the man to surrender, eventually trying to flush him out with gas. Police eventually entered the home and found Cargle hiding in the attic. Following his arrest, the man allegedly told police he had been drinking and smoking marijuana. "Cargle said he decided to walk over to his neighbor's house, knowing that they had moved out, and check on it to make sure it was secure," Hansen wrote. "Cargle said while he was inside the house, he felt dirty, and sweaty, so he decided to take a shower." The man allegedly said he did not remember how he got into the house or how long he was there, and noted that the home's owner did not give him permission to be there. Police confirmed this. The owner of the home told Hansen "he did not know who Cargle was and has never given him permission to be on his property." |
Why am I picturing the mental conversation going a bit like this....
Deeeeeewwwda, this is some killer weed. Whoa, this place is like bringing me down, I need a vacation. Hahahhah, I need a cruise. Some tastey waves, killer weed and bikini babes...sweet! Gotta get outta here though...walls are kinda like gettin close. Shaaazam, dude, I could cruise on down to that empty house on the corner and pretend it is my own private Love Boat. I could like be Cpt. Stubbing! COOL...
Hahahah, they really should lock all the windows too, because people could like come in and rob the place. Whoa, their decorator sucks. I have heard of minimalist, but come on! I feel so dirty now. Dude, free A/C and showers! Hehehe, let's make this the naked love boat.
Excellent shower, now let's go to the Leedo Deck for some entertainment! Wait, what is the cop from the Village People doing on my boat? Whoa, dude, he is checking me out. I am not into that stuff. ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!
OMG there are more of them...the Love Boat has turned into the Blue Oyster! Toto, we gotta go! Aunte Em, Aunte Em...there is no place like home. OUCH. I think he just pinched me! OK, almost back to kansas and some more killer weed. OUCH...he did it again. COOL...back in my castle so I can ride this one out. That weed definitely has a kick!
Ummm...they arent going away. THIS SUCKS! Hey, I left my wallet back there at the Blue Oyster. They wont find it. I will go back later after they leave and get it.
Hmmm...they keep a knockin...but they cant come in!
Hey sis...what is up. Glad you called. What? It is OK...tell them I wont press charges because they didnt have any munchies in the fridge. What? Cant they just leave? I didnt like hurt anyone. Hold on...whoa that is some good stuff... What if I like promise to never do it again and I will clean up the LoveBoat...ahhh...I mean bathroom? No choice? Gas? Yeah, I will get on some clean underwear. This sucks! Ruining a perfectly good buzz. Gas?
Awww...dont taze me DUDE!
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