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Gee...Hi Officers! Ummm...what are - Page 5 - Politics, Business, Civil, History - Posted: 25th Nov, 2008 - 11:15am
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| "Cargle continued running towards his house, showing no (effect) from the taser," Hansen wrote. |
I've heard that LSD can give you such an adrenalin rush that nothing can stop you. Naked, running around his neighbors house, sounds like there is more to this than what the report can give.
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Yeah, since Pot and Alcohol are depressants...unless they combined to make this guy a walking/running/unfeeling vegetable, he had to feel that tazing. Kind of reminded me of two guys from my fraternity that used to get drunk and inhale caffiene pills. I bet they could have been tazed and ran right through it.
I would have loved to been in on one of those family phonecalls to Shane.
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Soon, I aint gonna have to work no more! Just the right color green and feels good too. Hmmm, which of those dead white presidents goes on a "Benjamin"? Ohhh...yeah...the guy that is gonna give me some freedumb!
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| Note to forgers: Ben Franklin's face is on a $100 bill The stern face of Honest Abe Lincoln helped a Waffle House waitress catch a man who tried to pass a bogus $100 bill over the weekend. Memphis police officers were called to the restaurant at 4314 American Way at 2:30 a.m. Saturday, where a security guard was holding a man who"d given the funny money to waitress Chantilly Smith to pay for his food. Officers checked the bill, which a police affidavit states "clearly shows the face of Abraham Lincoln," instead of Benjamin Franklin, on the right side when held up to light. James Rhyne, 32, is charged with forgery and is being held on $25,000 bond. He's scheduled for an initial court appearance this morning. - Hank Dudding |
Come on! Showin me the Benjamins...it is slang! I guarantee this guy has said it more than once. Benjamins = Ben Franklin. Let's not even talk about trying to drop a $100 dollar bill at a WAFFLE HOUSE. Going through the effort to make some fake money, you probably should try to take a minute or two to get the print right.
If he comes up with the bond, I do hope they check the money!
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Dude...OK...Like we are going to totally rip-off that security van.
Yeah buddy, a sweet payday for sure!
No doubt, we need some wheels bro to take away all our loot. You gotta a ride?
Nah, moms wont lend me the geez-mobile for a while. Kinda roached the tires off it when it snowed last month doing donuts in the parking lot while we were stoned!
OH Yeah...goodtimes!
DUDE...we could boost a ride. Might as well since we are like going to rob that money wagon.
True...true...gotta hurry though. I wanna get this done before night fall. Game on TV tonight I dont wanna miss and since I am going to be loaded...heheheh...I might as well get loaded if you know what I mean.
Say no more my theftoniast friend! DUDE...how about that car over there?
Brillant my man...that YUGO will totally blend in with the jungle traffic!
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| Big plans, small car: Malaysia robbers leave loot THE ASSOCIATED PRESS KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Two armed robbers hijacked a security van with $1.3 million inside but were forced to abandon more than half the cash because their small getaway car could not carry it all, Malaysian police said Tuesday. The robbers and their compact getaway car were still at large with $524,000 following Monday's heist near Kuala Lumpur, said district police chief Shakaruddin Che Mood. The robbers stole a small car then held up guards in the security van at a shopping mall. One robber drove the van away and the other followed in the car, Shakaruddin said. The van was recovered nearby with nine bags containing 2.7 million ringgit $786,000 inside - evidently because they did not fit in the compact car, the police chief said. "The bags are quite big. I consider them quite stupid. Their planning was very shortsighted," Shakaruddin said. The five security guards in the van have been detained for questioning. Police suspect the robbery may have been an inside job, Shakaruddin said. "This thing was done in an easy manner," he said. © The Canadian Press, 2008 |
AWWW MAN...we gotta leave some of this behind DUDE!
That is like a lot of money to leave, this sucks! I had such great plans for that stash too! You know...like gettin a education and investing the rest.
WHAT!
Awww, FOOLED YOU...you know we were gonna have a serious party with that loot and smoke some serious herb. We will have to do with whats in the back of the YUGO. Should probably cover us until like Christmas!
Now they still are at large so they might actually get away with it, but leaving more than half the take behind? I mean if you are going to dance on that side of the law, why not plan just a bit better and make it worth your effort?
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Crime of passion or just plain stupidity?
Quotes that were recorded on emergency calls or spoken directly to police...
"Mam (mom), I'm going to eat him." - daughter
"Good - I'm glad he's dead. He will never hit my mam (mom) again. He's dead because I killed him. He deserved it." - really hungry daugther
"I'll eat him. Mam, I've killed him. Mam, I'm going to eat him."
"Where did you stab him? I'm losing him." - mom talking to daughter
"My boyfriend's been stabbed by my daughter. He's blue in the face. The kitchen is swimming in blood. It's like a swimming pool." - mom talking to operator
The operator asked Mrs Williams if the person who had stabbed Mr Evans was still in the house. She replied: "Yes, my daughter." - mom talking to operator
'I'm glad I ripped his head off. I'm glad I killed him. I hope he dies." - daughter shares feelings with police
"I'm going to eat you up now." Lecter's/daughter overheard by the operator
"My sister had just kicked off with my mum's partner because he's been bullying us all. "I'm really worried. Oh, please tell them to hurry up. Call the police. I need them quickly. "I could hear her chopsing. There's loads of blood, there's tons of it." - worried brother calls operator
Source 9
With all this evidence against you do you:
A) Plead innocent by insanity.
Admit to a manslaughter charge.
C) Amnesia...dont remember a thing.
D) Plead innocent and tell the jury you said "BEAT YOU UP" not "EAT YOU UP"..."that is just GROSS"
Answer:
D...D...D...D...D...D
If you chose D, you are a winner.
If I were one of Maxine's cellmates, I would definitely keep her from the flava beans and chianti!
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Man...Oklahoma sucks, but I can make it a whole lot more fun here in about 30 minutes. (reaches into his pocket and swallows a X-tasy pill)
DUDE...nothing is finer than a autumn day at the zoo. All wild kingdom and such... HEHEHE...maybe if I am lucky...Marlon Perkins will watch Jim be eaten by that sweet Albino Python.
HEY...I dont have a Python. I dont have a python or a tortoise either. This stuff is just wrong. You guys wanna go home with the CodeMan? Sure you do...
......DAYS PASS....
WOW...came off that X and I gotta zoo at home. What do you think a python eats? He sure isnt eating that tortoise. Here kitty kitty....
......DAYS PASS....
SUCKS...no more pets from home lefts...what else you think they eat? I bet someone at that zoo knows! VIOLA!
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| Zoo trip returns to bite suspect BY JAMES S. TYREE NORMAN - A Norman man was unwittingly helpful in leading to his own arrest in the case of a python and a tortoise stolen from the Little River Zoo, police said. Advertisement According to an investigator's affidavit, Norman police found the reptiles at the home of Cody Daniel Hawkins, 24, on Sept. 24. Hawkins had gone to the zoo that day to ask employees how to care for a python and a tortoise, and employees alerted police. The 12-foot albino Burmese python and an African Sulcata tortoise were taken from the Norman zoo about Sept. 21. Hawkins was not charged with stealing the reptiles. Hawkins faces felony charges of knowingly concealing stolen property, cruelty to animals and possession of a controlled dangerous drug. Hawkins had the drug Ecstasy in his pocket when he was searched at the Cleveland County jail, according to court records. The cruelty charge stems from a kitten being placed in the python's cage and eaten by the snake, according to police. The python disappeared from the zoo again on Sept. 27 and was returned anonymously Monday. Norman police are still investigating that case. |
I bet if I had done some X before I went to go ask them about the python, then wouldnt have known it was me!
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Whoa...that is the sexiest car wash I have ever seen
FORGET IT...I GIVE UP...JUST READ:
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| Swan Creek Township, Michigan, man jailed for activity at car wash by The Saginaw News A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say. A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger. The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said. "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said. |
Yeah, I am sure he wont get made fun of in jail at all! Think the vacuum will wait for him until he gets out of jail? Gonna go out on a limb here and bet there was alcohol (copious amounts) or drugs involved.
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Gee...Hi Officers! Ummm...what are you doing here tonight?
Sir, we had a call about a intoxicated customer causing some problems here tonight and we would like to have a little chat with you.
Whoaaaa...Whoaaa...that guy had it coming. He and his girlfriend were laughing and said things about me...so I hit him. Not really hard. It was more like a tap. Yeah, like a hard tap.
Sir, the gentleman you are talking about is under anestesia as they finish up the oral surgery, so it might have been a bit more than a tap. Unless you are confused that the glass you used to hit him had tapped beer in it. I think we are going to need to talk outside for a minute.
Awww..sure take his side. You know, I dont have to go with you. It wasnt my fault. BUT I will... You fellas mind if it finish my beer before we talk?
Nah..sure...knock yourself out buddy. Just after your done...could you slip these really cool braclets around your wrist?
Your JOKING! I am not drunk. It was a tap...a TAP.
Yes Sir, we are not here to judge you, we are just doing our jobs, so if you will put your hands behind your back. (click click goes the cuffs)
Hey listen, I know you guys are doing your jobs...sure I am cool with that. But that guy was a @@@@@@@, you know what I mean. You would have hit him too! What do you say I buy you dinner and we just forget the whole thing. They have a great burger here!
I sure they do Sir, but we are going to have to pass on your offer. See that would be a bribe and can get us fired. For you, it is only a class C Felony.
Wait..wait...I didnt bribe you. That was just a offer not a bribe...a OFFER.
We know Sir. You gave us a offer and the other guy a tap...we got it. (taking him out of the restaurant).
WAIT..WAIT... Come on! You guys look reasonable. Hey...OK...so you dont want dinner. Ummm, how about 10 bucks for the policeman's ball each and AAAAAAAAAA toaster. Come on...it is in my car.
We cant take your $10 or the toaster either Sir... OH and you drove here too... This just keeps getting better. Sir...at this point...I must read you your rights prior to the both of us breaking out into uncontrolled laughter. A toaster bribe...LOL!
It is not a bribe...it was a offer. You are making this stuff up! And you are laughing at me...I am going to kick your @@@@@.
I am sure you will Sir. Watch your head... Ooops, sorry about that! Hope it didnt hurt too much. That was a bump and not us pushing your head into the roof of the car. Remember that...it was a BUMP. You might have thought it was a push...but it was a BUMP.
When I get out of here, I am going to find you guys and and and cut your hearts out. YEAH...cut them out and put them in my toaster. The last thing you will see is my TOASTER cooking your dead hearts!
Cool...now we have threatining a police officer to add to your drunk and disorderly and your OFFER! LOL Enjoy the ride Sir... Please sit back with your hands behind you at all times. Keep your feet forward and enjoy the ride. I am 1st Officer Murphy and this is 2nd Officer Smith. We will be your tourguides tonight. Our first stop will be to McDonalds were we are going to go get a burger and our second stop will be jail. If you have any questions, please bang your head into the plexiglass window several times to catch our attentions...have a nice ride!
Hey Smith...I gotta see this toaster before we go! The boys down at the station are never going to believe we passed up on a TOASTER!
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| Man accused of bribing police officers Staff report Originally published 12:42 p.m., November 24, 2008 Updated 12:42 p.m., November 24, 2008 An Evansville man being arrested on accusations of public intoxication and disorderly conduct received a new charge when he allegedly offered to buy the arresting officers dinner if they would let him go. Police say Angelo J. Cooper, 32, later changed the offer to $10 and a toaster before threatening to harm the officers a short time after they declined. Cooper is being held today in the Vanderburgh County Jail on charges including bribing a public servant, a Class C felony, and intimidation, a Class D felony. According to an Evansville Police Department probable cause affidavit, police were initially dispatched about 11 p.m. Saturday to 620 N. Main St. to investigate a family dispute. Authorities say they found Cooper there yelling at his girlfriend. He reportedly continued to yell even after officers asked him to stop, prompting them to make an arrest. "As Cooper was being escorted to a police vehicle, he offered to buy (the three arresting officers) dinner if they would let him go," Evansville Police Department Officer Eric Eberhard wrote in the affidavit. "Officers did not accept the offer." Police say Cooper then became combative with authorities before offering them $10 and a toaster. "This offer was also rejected," Eberhard wrote in the affidavit. On the way to jail, police say Cooper told officers in the vehicle he would find them and stab them once he was released. He remained in jail Monday on a $200 cash bond. - Gavin Lesnick |
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