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It is April Fools Day... You want to impress - Page 10 - Politics, Business, Civil, History - Posted: 29th Jul, 2010 - 7:38am
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Name: PL
Comments: My first thought was where is his lawyer? Did he represent himself?
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Son: Woman...get in here and iron my clothes!
Mother: I beg your pardon...
Son: You get in here and iron my clothes. Ironin is woman's work, so get to work woman! I am gonna do manly stuff like picking lint from my belly-button. Now get on to work ironin!
Mother: I will NOT!
Son: That is right...you WILL NOT go anywhere (takes her keys and cellphone) until you are done with my clothes, so how do you like that! As a matter of fact, if you think about leavin here before you finish ironin, I got this .45 here that is gonna blow a cap in you. Remember, I like my collars starched!
6hrs later...
Son: Alright, nice job on the clothes Ma (hands her keys and cellphone back to her).
Mother: My pleasure Son...I always enjoy a full day of woman's work and was so happy you asked my politely like I taught you!
Mom hops in the car...
Mother: Yes officer, my Son...
AP News
QUOTE VILLA RICA, Ga.-Authorities have charged a 29-year-old man with aggravated assault and false imprisonment after they allege he held his mother hostage for failing to iron his clothes. Carroll County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Marc Griffith said the man remained in jail Wednesday without bond. The unidentified woman was not harmed in the June 30 incident.
Griffith said the man, who lives with his parents, wanted his mother to do some ironing because it was "woman's work." When she refused, authorities allege he pulled out a gun, and took his 51-year-old mother's keys and cellphones and refused to let her leave for at least six hours.
She eventually escaped and went to a police station. Authorities were able to get the man out without incident.
Griffith said the man, who lives with his parents, wanted his mother to do some ironing because it was "woman's work." When she refused, authorities allege he pulled out a gun, and took his 51-year-old mother's keys and cellphones and refused to let her leave for at least six hours.
She eventually escaped and went to a police station. Authorities were able to get the man out without incident.
Lots of manly work in jail I am sure!
To any kids reading this...remember...you mothers do not enjoy being held hostage.
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(laugh)! I love this topic! I, too giggle at the absurdity of would-be criminals that sounds more like a b-grade movie plot than real life. What kills me, is their surprised face after they get caught as if they really believe that they are the smarter ones! Thanks Vincenzo, gave me a smile!
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The man who hold his own mother hostage should be imprisoned for a long time. I bet it's not the first time he does it and probably the mother has been a victim before.
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Post Date: 23rd Jul, 2010 - 8:58pm / Post ID: #
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Stolen iPhone tracked to thief's house
Taxi drivers the world over might want to think twice about pinching their passengers' belongings following the vigilante justice dished out by Angela Devery, who lost her iPhone last week after a night on the tiles. Ref. Source 2
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It is April Fools Day...
You want to impress that special someone with your wit...
You really want them to notice you and make an awesome impression...
What do you do:
A) anything with plastic dog poop.
leave a message confessing your attraction to her signed Mr. Lyon.
C) lure her to the laundry room of your apartment complex, shock her with a stun gun and handcuff her.
D) all the above.
Well...I am sure you guessed it!
QUOTE Former BYU student pleads guilty in kidnap case
Stetson Hallam (Utah County Jail) SALT LAKE CITY (ABC 4 News) - A former BYU student pleaded guilty to aggravated kidnapping and obstruction of justice after police say he used a stun gun and handcuffs to hold a woman against her will.
Stetson Geo Hallam called it an April Fools joke, but prosecutors say he kidnapped his victim by luring her into a laundry room, shooting her with a stun gun, and trying to handcuff her. Police say Hallam wanted a romantic relationship with the victim, but she had no interest in him.
20-year-old Hallam could face life in prison for attacking the woman he knew from his LDS ward at Brigham Young Universtiy.
Hallam pleaded guilty on Wednesday to both 2nd degree felonies. He will be sentenced on September 7.
Stetson Hallam (Utah County Jail) SALT LAKE CITY (ABC 4 News) - A former BYU student pleaded guilty to aggravated kidnapping and obstruction of justice after police say he used a stun gun and handcuffs to hold a woman against her will.
Stetson Geo Hallam called it an April Fools joke, but prosecutors say he kidnapped his victim by luring her into a laundry room, shooting her with a stun gun, and trying to handcuff her. Police say Hallam wanted a romantic relationship with the victim, but she had no interest in him.
20-year-old Hallam could face life in prison for attacking the woman he knew from his LDS ward at Brigham Young Universtiy.
Hallam pleaded guilty on Wednesday to both 2nd degree felonies. He will be sentenced on September 7.
SURPRISE! APRIL FOOLS!
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