George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin Quotes

Consider the following quotes by George Carlin:

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.What are your thoughts about the quotes from George Carlin?