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Message to Advisor
What a miserable day. When I tried to build back my relationship she told me I wasn't good enough so went the papa e. While there I failed in all the burlesque challenges. I left to return home where I intend to sllep this all off.
Sneaky Snake Burlesque Competition
What a frightful scene at the Palace of Parody. This was no laughing mater as I was sealed in a coffin of snake and it was only by pure desperation was I able to stay there without becoming frantic. The experience may help my next battle.
Enticing of Lana
Lana I am sorry that I have neglected you for so long. As you know I have been fighting hard battles both on my own and through my armies. But this is no excuse. I hope that you will allow me to take you for dinner so we can deepen our relationship. If not, please tell me and I will let you be to find one more worthy of your grace.
A Political Campaign by Merlin
Today I have launched my political campaign to be of the upcoming leaders of this great town. You may look at me and ask yourself what does an ugly bastard like him know about leadership but I can tell you that I am very learned in numerous skills and talents that have caused me to have a very fulfilling career. I have reached the stage of both acquiring and maintaining thousands of men who fight daily for your freedom. Apart from that I have traveled the plains and destroyed down your enemies so they have no chance of disturbing free passage between cities. These attributes and experiences has brought me to where I am today… Ready to serve you as your humble servant.