"A joker?!" she says out loud in disbelief. "Of all the years I've come here its the first time anyone has asked me this as a challenge." she continued with a surprise face. "A joker I am not but I can down an ale in a couple of seconds!"
"Let's try to joke around a bit, though I doubt people would appreciate such dry wit." I tell the Wench as I accept the challenge and grandiosely posed in the center of the Tavern.
The Town's rowdy Tavern Wench insists on the Having a Laugh of which failed Azarick accepted. Azarick attempts to tell a joke, but it is so flat that no one laughs so someone lets out a few farts. Azarick is sorely unlucky! Azarick is hurt while trying the Joker Skill.
"I must admit, only those of high intellect can properly see the humor in the desert that is my wit.." I sulkily left the tavern amidst the boos of the crowd.
"I will regain my honor today!" I shout in response to the challenge. I immediately finished my ale and went in position.
The Town's rowdy Tavern Wench insists on the Jump Tavern stools challenge. Of which fearless Azarick accepted. Showing off some skill, Azarick jumps clear over to the other side in stylized fashion much to the amazement of those watching. Azarick executes the Jump Skill without failure and blows their fingers while rubbing it against their clothes. 9 gold pieces is given to you for Jump success. Many clap and raise their mugs in your honor. Azarick received 51 experience points.
"Oh hell yeah," I exclaimed with my fist high up in the air. "now if only you people can appreciate my wit too, that would be awesome!" I happily accepted the gold then proudly stepped out the tavern to retire for the night.
The call for Merlin to do magic is a surprising new one. "That is what I do but you all have never requested it… are you getting bored with hand wrestling?" Laughing he begins to perform.