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"Oh yes, I can do that and do it very well unless the table and chairs I jump from are rigged in some way." She winks and gets ready to do her job.

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The Town's loud Tavern Wench insists on the Jump Tavern stools challenge. Of which Lileth accepted. Showing off some skill, Lileth jumps clear over to the other side in stylized fashion much to the amazement of those watching. Lileth executes the Jump Skill without failure and amazes those around them. 7 gold pieces is given to you for Jump success. Many clap and raise their mugs in your honor. Lileth received 54 experience points.

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Ah er well. Joking hasn't been my strong suit but let's see. Here's a traditional Dwarvish one. A Dwarven grandfather takes his grandchildren swimming in an underground lake. Suddenly the smallest grandson gets pulled out into the water by a dark tentacle. Panicked, the grandfather prays to Pymurg to stop the monster. "Oh great god, please bring my lad back! Please let him live!" Suddenly, the tentacle whips back out of the water again, setting the little dwarf down right at his grandfather's feet. The grandfather scoops the lad up into a hug. Then he stares up at the heavens again and says, "He had a hat."

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The Town's loud Tavern Wench dares the Having a Laugh of which drunken Kestrel accepted. Kestrel attempts to tell a joke, but it is so flat that no one laughs so someone lets out a few farts. Kestrel is sorely unlucky! Kestrel is hurt while trying the Joker Skill.

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It is one thing for someone to loose a challenge. It is another to do the same while drunk. The drunk will try again and again, or fall flat on the ground, which would be more shameful. The fac is that when not drunk you can realize what you've done wrong and fix it. And then some day, you'll winn a challenge, or even become a king or queen, only the future holds the answers.

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The Town's loud Tavern Wench puts up a dare for the Reflexes competition of which silly Arthur accepted. A mug or two don't make it into the hands of Arthur but instead hit the table and floor! Arthur has not the Reflexes Skill but unwisely thinks to be better than the Tavern's Challenge much to detriment of Arthur. What an embarrassing situation! That brings on some giddy laughs.

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Kestrel claps his hands in a slow rhythm, getting the crowd to do the same. In the center of the floor, he squats into a gravity-defying seated position and kicks both legs out in time to the clapping, throwing his arms out to either side at the same time, then brings his legs back under him and folding his arms across his chest.

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The Town's rowdy Tavern Wench calls for a Traditional Medieval Dance of which defiant Kestrel accepted. Moving one foot and then another Kestrel sways arms and moves like a professional dancer much to the delight of onlookers. Kestrel triumphs in the Dancing Skill with success and is delighted at how it turned out. Bets totalled 9 gold pieces on your Dancing. Everyone sings "Dancing is no match for Kestrel." Kestrel received 49 experience points.