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The Town Tavern Chat - Page 311

Greetings, as I am sixteen and now quaffing a delicious ale, I am invincible and guaranteed to win any challenge put before me. I see no way my carefully considered plan of victory could ever fail.

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The Town's rowdy Tavern Wench puts up a dare for the Having a Laugh of which incompetent Gustavus accepted. Gustavus attempts to tell a joke, but it is so flat that no one laughs so someone lets out a few farts. Gustavus has not the Joker Skill but unwisely thinks to be better than the Tavern's Challenge much to detriment of Gustavus. What an embarrassing situation! That brings on some giddy laughs.

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Undeterred, as only intoxicated teenagers can be: "Whilst gassy I may be, have ye heard this one? There was a man whose mouth was too big, Who visited the tavern for one drink, Alas, he quaffed ale, By pail after pail, And awoke the next morning with a pig!"

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She shakes her head at the unwise Gustavus and says to him, "Young ones need to learn before they act."

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Krusten enters dressed in a red robe with white fir trim. She raises a golden goblet and says aloud, "Season's greetings to all, may this night be sweet for you and yours!"

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He raises his hand while holding his humble mug and offers the salutation back before taking the challenge.

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The Town's thunderous Tavern Wench yells out that no coward should take up the Hand wrestling competition of which Nephi accepted. In what could be considered a magnificent feat, Nephi pulls Wilbur's arm down to the table in victory. Nephi triumphs in the Hand Wrestling Skill with success and blows their fingers while rubbing it against their clothes. Bets totalled 7 gold pieces on your Hand Wrestling. Everyone sings "Hand Wrestling is no match for Nephi." Nephi received 12 experience points.

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After buying a round for those that cannot afford a drink, Gustavus stands and hollers for momentary quiet. "In honour of Nephi's victory, and to celebrate the honour we receive by the Lady Krusten gracing our humble tavern, I propose a toast! Raise your tankards, friends. May blades be turned aside before harming them, may sickness never visit them, may the evil eye never dwell on them, and may good fortune follow wherever they tread! For Nephi and the Lady Krusten!"