Ladies, ladies, I'd love to take your challenge! I may be weak, but I'm at my peak. I've been many things, from labor to sneak, but never a bench for a wench…
The Llafair's thunderous Tavern Wench puts up a dare for the Wench sit competition of which incompetent Elgin accepted. The lovely wenches start to sit on top of Elgin but it is too much to bare as Elgin yells out "Mercy!" The tavern breaks out laughing. Elgin loses against someone else who can handle more wenches. Elgin has not the Hardy Skill but unwisely thinks to be better than the Tavern's Challenge much to detriment of Elgin. What an embarrassing situation! That brings on some giddy laughs.
The Llafair's loud Tavern Wench dares the Bull's eye Darts competition of which the noble Sapphire accepted. The well poised Sapphire takes careful aim and sinks the darts into their targets with precision causing many to raise their eyebrows. Sapphire uses the Darts Game Skill with a victorious outcome. Some were gambling on you, so a total of 8 gold pieces was collected for Darts Game. There are now chants of your name sung with joy. Sapphire received 14 experience points.
The Llafair's rowdy Tavern Wench dares the Music melody competition of which Sapphire accepted. Sapphire is given an instrument and express a tune worthy of cheers and applause! Sapphire uses the Music Skill with a victorious outcome. Some were gambling on you, so a total of 14 gold pieces was collected for Music. There are now chants of your name sung with joy. Sapphire received 26 experience points.
Taking a bow she responds to the cheers of her music, "Thank you all. I wish I could do this all day but unfortunately there are other matters that need my attention." She leaves the tavern.