Yeah, don't do that. You are already well aware of the amount of nonsense we have to read in this particular campaign.
You know very well that this game suffers from people not knowing the rules, rolling the wrong dice, not understanding what is going on, etc. Etc. We don't need players that do know the rules trying to stretch things, making up their own spells, trying to cast non-existant cantrips that typical require an attack action while saying it's not an attack or whatever bull you are trying to sell. No one should have had to spend time reading that post.
I remember the good old days of Dungeons & Dragons when people didn't roll any attacks or anything until the Dungeon Master signaled the good ol' "Everyone roll initiative." They were two weeks ago. Now everyone just gets all crazy and makes a million rolls and, even worse, a million assumptions about what is going on.
Dai, I think the group is trying to say we don't need you any more. Can you just give us a monster that doesn't do anything but has one billion hit points so everyone can just make the million attack rolls they are obsessed with before you go? Oh my!, I just had the epiphany that one could just write a huge HP total for a monster on a sheet of paper at home and roll D20's and damage dice until that HP is gone. Sounds sick. You all are welcome to use that idea. You're welcome.
I also just invented a spell at home that does an automatic 1,000 damage of any type I want without a roll. It's a cantrip. I'm awesome. Be jealous. I officially win at imagining things.
Edited: Cinder on 24th Sep, 2018 - 2:54am
It's funny, Perry isn't really supposed to be that smart. His intelligence is 11 which to be fair is better than average. He also was raised in a privileged environment with his rich parents sending him to good schools. Still, I find this aspect of his character the most challenging to balance, as I'm unsure on where I should draw the line for him. On the one hand, he's a goofball that probably didn't study hard in school, but he also isn't dumb by any means since he's still a bard who knows a lot of stories and is a master of several instruments.