Ready To Spread Those Secret Pagan Rumors? - Ready To Spread Those "Secret Pagan" Rumors? Items Used By Pagans (not affiliated with this site) Tired of the "Obama is a secret Muslim" rumors? Starhawk has proposed that we fight fire with fire and start claiming that McCain is a secret Pagan. Source: Pagan/Wiccan News Studies of Dreams, Mystics & Paranormal.