Awkward Movements Burlesque Competition
Well now that was awkward and no mistake! I stood there in meh skivvies an' could onleh move aroun' in ways that made meh belly jiggle! But nah I had naught ta be ashamed of, ye ken? My body is like a chiseled statue! Everyone kept starin' cause they were jealous!.
Hole In Meh Bucket Burlesque Competition
This takes me back to meh first Hole in the Bucket contest. I were wet behind th' ears, but by the end I was wet in meh socks. Well it may be a bit humiliating but I say a leader had t' show solidarity with the people. I can handle a bit of laughin' at my expense.
War With A Warthog Burlesque Competition
Meh, I grew up as a trapper. Yeh canno' stop me wi' a wee piggie like that one. I once wrassled a bull moose t' the ground with m' bare hands. Of course it has built in handles! Not like this greased boar.