While a Caveman may be difficult for some a Caveman is no match for me.
My Next Medieval Adventure
I think it is time for some adventure so I paid a wench to find someone who needed my skills. The wench knew her people because within a short time she put me in touch with someone that needed to recover some treasure.
Message to Advisor
Sneak, I'd been making plans to enter the games that the palace of parody had but I lost badly each time. In fact I ran out of time in pursuit of it. As such I found myself returning home late to prepare and retry another day.
First time in the Town
Like any person new to an area I was a bit lost at first but my determination kept me focused until I could find my way around just as well as someone who grew up in the town. My first impression was one of distrust but I began to see who was my true friend who was not.
Pale In Comparison Burlesque Competition
I know I needed to redeem my soul so I entered the pale face contest in an effort to make the crowd laugh. I won on the first try to my surprise. This pleased me a lot as I do not tend to be very lucky with these kinds of competitions.
Ever fought a Wolf? I did… and beat it to death.
My Next Medieval Adventure
The last job I was given was not fulfilled due to a lot of distractions but this time that would change since I was being hired to find some lost gold in a car away place. Time is limited so I am going to start this right away.
Let me telleth thee the story of how I killed a Bandit Band. The Bandit Band attacked and with my skills I killed it. That was the end of the Bandit Band. Like my story?