The Telephone Bill

The Telephone Bill

A telephone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

FATHER: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the telephone. I don't use the telephone, I use the one at the office.

MOTHER: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work phone.

SON: Me too! I never use the home telephone. I always use my company mobile.

MAID: So what's the problem? We all use our work telephones!