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Men's TOP Ten Lies!

I was good enough to just put 10! : because we know men lie more than that lol  : Anyway...one of them is:

"You look terrific love, let's go now. It's getting late' (they tell you you look terrific even if you look bad just to not wait a bit more) :


You can add as many as you want. I hope you have enough space to put them all lol

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I was good enough to just put 10!  because we know men lie more than that lol

So does this mean that women never lie?

Men of this forum, are you going to sit idle and allow this thread to continue? No, I say, let us list instead the Women's TOP Ten Lies!

How about this one...

Woman: Honey, I am going out for just a second to get something quick in town.
Man: So you will be back in about 5 or 10 minutes?
Woman: Yes (while thinking - i have to stop by the mall, hair dresser, spa, gym, see my friend to catch up on old times, pick up new dress, look for a shoe to match my hand bag and then do some shopping)

: See what I mean

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Excuse me! you're in the wrong thread! if you want to create a new thread, I would suggest you to do it but don't use this one for something OFF the topic! lol understood?

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2.  I don't lie.  Have you ever caught me I mean heard me tell a lie?  

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3. Is just a business trip honey. Yes, I didn't want to but my boss told me that I have to take my secretary with me to help me. (The secretary is a slim beautiful blonde with blue eyes who was chosen Miss USA 2 years ago) :

Men's TOP Ten Lies!

This one HAS to be El Numero Uno!
Baby, you know that I LOVE you!

Men's TOP Ten Lies

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This one HAS to be El Numero Uno! Baby, you know that I LOVE you!

LOL@Stranger! yes! that's the number one for sure :

What about 'That's not lipstick on my shirt! you're paranoid' :

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Definately Number Two!
Lipstick? No baby, that's blood. I got cut in a bar fight, defending your honor. :

No Three would have to be,
I've never felt like this before.  ;D