Close Topic Options

Men's TOP Ten Lies! - Page 3

I was working late.

I'm just going out with the guys.

Of course I love to go shopping with you sweetie.

Lies Ten TOP Mens

'I'm not crying, I've just got something in my eye' - This usually happens after you actually get a guy to watch a movie that is really sad or deeply romantic.

Men's TOP Ten Lies! Games Forum & Humor Jokes

"What $20 bucks?  I didn't take $20 bucks from your purse..."

"We only had a few drinks..  I'm not drunk..."

"I didn't actually *buy* the [fill in man-toy here], I'm just *borrowing* it from a buddy of mine..."

Page 3 Lies Ten TOP Mens

HEre ya go...I think this one is pretty good..*S*

 Hunny i promise it wont happen again..Please forgive me...

Lies Ten TOP Mens

Beer is gross, i will never drink it again.

Thats one my non-lds friends use...they are idiots.

I promise  (anything can go here)

He did it...*points at someone else*

Another one is....uhh...i can't think of any.  Girls are better at this.  We need a top 10 Female Lies.

Men's TOP Ten Lies!

1- "I love you". :luv:
2- when they have been out for so long " oh i was at work". :fixit:
3- at a restaurant " pick your favourite meal price isn't an issue" when in reality he's thinking ..
4- when he falls " THAT DIDNT HURT!!" :crybaby
5- When he doesn't love his girl friend anymore " em i don't know what's wrong, im just not in the mood right now". :ever
6- "it wasn't me". :hide
7- "I'm not like other guys". :brains:
8- "I don't know". :ek
9- "Your beautiful". :grs
10- "that book looks really interesting". :read

Men's TOP Ten Lies - Page 3

Those were good ......(thumbs up).....
one
I Was with my Friends...Yeah right .LOL...
this is a fun Topic...* WINK*

Men's TOP Ten Lies Jokes Humor & Forum Games - Page 3

QUOTE

This one HAS to be El Numero Uno! Baby, you know that I LOVE you!

Closely followed by....

Trust me... I won't tell my mates...

Hi Stranger!