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Men's TOP Ten Lies! - Page 4

The following was writtne by me so if you want to use it elsewhere please put the usual copyright info. ( Not practised by me )  How about...

(Wife asks difficult question)

Man: *cough* *cough* (holds one hand to head and other to stomach)

Woman: What's the matter? (worried look)

Man: I think I ate something bad at lunch, I may want to throw up...

Woman: (worried look on face) Let me go get something to help.

Man: (secretly conceals a smirk on face) Thanks dear...

Woman: (brings back some pepto)

Man: Thanks dear, you are the greatest... (drinks pepto as though he is dying)

Woman: You will feel better.

Man: Thanks (squirming) I think I need to go to the toilet for awhile (goes to the toilet and plans the next session of lies, possibly needing to rest and then going to sleep right away.)

:laugh:

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Ha ha!  Some of these are pretty funny.  Keep them coming.  Good job.  Can't wait to see more.  

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@JB : lol I wonder if you ever tried those ones before :

What about this one?

A beautiful blonde with an incredible body enters to a shop where you are with your husband/boyfriend...everybody at the store stare at the woman...then when the woman leaves you ask to your husband/boyfriend "Do you think that woman was pretty'? and your partner answers you almost innocently 'What woman?' : : :

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Haha, those are wonderful.  I've never had my husband pull any of those off....yet.  Those are funny.

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How about  "If you had only asked there is a perfectly logical explaination for....." ?  I will never do anything to hurt you.  as he is planning his next lie.

granny7

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How about  "If you had only asked there is a perfectly logical explaination for....." ?  I will never do anything to hurt you.  as he is planning his next lie.

granny7  oops
also   I'll make it up to you no matter how long it takes.   about 30 seconds

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Have you heard this one. "Really honey come up to my apartment, we'll just sit and talk, honest"

Actually anytime a guy ends a sentence with 'honest' you can be sure it's a lie. I am lucky though, my husband has never lied to me.

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Man & woman both lie
but when they do it its not lieing, its like being in court ,do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth ,then there brain process all the info and you who are on the receiving end only get bits and chunks that does not make any sense and therefore its called lieing,no its not, its the truth just a little bent to suit what is happening at the time Now woman tells everybody man lies,all you woman had better listen to the country song by TERRY CLARK (woman lie to)