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Lipstick? No baby, that's blood. I got cut in a bar fight, defending your honor.

LOL you seem quiet knowledgable about it ;D

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I've never felt like this before.

Great one Stranger! typical man-lie lol

What about 'Hmmm honey, this food taste delicious...' ;D

' I didn't ask her phone number, she just forced me to!' LOL

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LOL you seem quiet knowledgable about it ;D

Naw, that's just what the guys tell me.  :

Next would have to be, What I like about you is your mind.

(Which actually may be true, 'cause if she's dumb enough to believe that one he does love her mind)

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Naw, that's just what the guys tell me.

Was that an answer or a man-lie? ;D

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Next would have to be, What I like about you is your mind. (Which actually may be true, 'cause if she's dumb enough to believe that one he does love her mind)

LOL, yeah for sure!

What about :

"I'll call you" :

"How could you think I could be interested in her. She's your best friend " :

" Nah, I don't think you're fat!" :

"I'm  going to leave my wife" LOL :

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"I'm  going to leave my wife"

LDS I hope you never have to hear those words for obvious reasons.

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this topic is wicked funny

How about:

'I can fix it'
'I was not looking at her chest'
'Nothing's wrong'
'I tried to call you'  
'I'm the best, baby'
'My old girlfriend? She was just OK'
'I did not have any relations with that woman'
'I'll never lie to you'



Edited based on 'Post for a Child' thread

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OK,
All wonderful ones posted above.
The next one is usually posed as a question for maximum effect.

"Is this your first time, too"?

(note that if she bats her eyes and says yes in that breathless tone, Beware! She's playing the same game and is probably better at it)

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LOL@Stranger... ;D


What about....'You're the only one' ;D
                      'I don't need directions to reach there' :
                      ' Are you asking me about that phone number in my wallet. That's just the friend of the friend of my cousin Peter who lives down South'. :

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Yes,
"You're the only one" ranks right up there.

When you get that one, note where his eyes are.
If they are firmly focused on the middle of your forehead, or keep glancing to his left, you're in trouble.