Okay since nobody said the answer for the last riddle here it goes:
" There once was a green house. Inside this green house, there was a white house. Inside this white house was a red house... and inside this red house were lots of babies. What was this house?
Answer: Watermelon ;D
For Shady and everybody else ;D These ones are really easy. Let's see how fast they're solved.
1) A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
2) What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
3) I run, though I have no legs to be seen. I possess no heat, yet I do have steam. I have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still hear me shout. What am I?
4) You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others.
Have fun!