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1) A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why? |
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2) What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth? |
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3) I run, though I have no legs to be seen. I possess no heat, yet I do have steam. I have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still hear me shout. What am I? |
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4) You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others. |
Ok here are some more ... Sorry if any repeats ...
1) Often talked of, never seen. Ever coming, never been. Daily looked for, never here. Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for its visit wait, but alas for their fate. Tho' they expect me to appear, they will never find me here. What am I?
2) We love it more than life. We fear it more than death. The wealthy want for it. The poor have it in plenty.
3) Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
4) The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
5) My first is in football but isn't in shoot, my second's in treasure but isn't in loot. My fourth is in swallow and so is my third, my whole on a sunday is far and wide heard.
Enjoy!! ;D
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Ok here are some more ... Sorry if any repeats ... 1) Often talked of, never seen. Ever coming, never been. Daily looked for, never here. Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for its visit wait, but alas for their fate. Tho' they expect me to appear, they will never find me here. What am I? 2) We love it more than life. We fear it more than death. The wealthy want for it. The poor have it in plenty. |
Wow Wanlorn, you're right!!!!, you got a million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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We love it more than life. We fear it more than death. The wealthy want for it. The poor have it in plenty. |
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Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she? |
Great!!!! I'm thinking in the other ones right now
[offtopic]LOL It's a million dollar that will be available in your bank account in the next 95 years (of course, you are the only one that can cash it) ;D[/offtopic]