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WORDS WOMEN USE

> > FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument> when they feel they
are > right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to> describe how a woman
> looks.  This will cause you to have one of those> arguments. > >

FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is> equivalent to the five minutes >
that your football game is going to last before you> take out the trash, so >
it's an even trade. > >

NOTHING - This means "something," and you should be> on your toes.  "Nothing" >
is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has> of wanting to turn you >
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"> usually signifies an >
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with> the word "Fine." > >

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare.> One that will result in a >
woman getting upset over  "Nothing," and will end> with the word "Fine." > >

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means "I give up"> or "do what you want >
because I don't care". "You will get a "Raised> Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a >
few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and> she will talk to you in >
about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. > >

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a> nonverbal statement often >
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks> you are an idiot at >
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time> standing here and >
arguing with you over "Nothing." > >

SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a nonverbal> statement. "Soft Sighs" mean >
that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or> breathe, and she will >
stay content. > >

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous> statements that a woman can >
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to> think long and hard >
before paying you back for whatever it is that you> have done. That's Okay" >
is often used with the word "Fine" and in> conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow >
Go Ahead." At some point in the near future, you are> going to be in some >
mighty big trouble. > >

PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer.> A woman is giving you >
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason> you have for doing >
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair> chance with the truth, so >
be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." > >

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just> say you're welcome.   > >

THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks."> A woman will say, >
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you.> It signifies that you >
have offended her in some callous way, and will be> followed by the "Loud >
Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the> "Loud Sigh," as she >
will only tell you "Nothing. > >


Send this to the men you know to warn them about> future arguments they can >
avoid if they remember the terminology. > And send it to your women friends to
give them a> good laugh!!

Use Women Words

How about:

- Please, please, sweet please (puppy face)
this is used when they want to buy something

- You always can and I can never (frown)
when they want you to take care of the children so they can have fun

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LOL those are funny
" You know how much you love me"?
Meening: Mommy can i have more money:D..can u get me this and that...
"Oh well" FINE i dont want it.
Meening: when your in a huff and u want something, you go oh well! and pretend you dont want the stuff.. ex going to the kitchen taking 3 bags of crisps then your mom catches you and says dont be so greedy you should only have one packet of crisps a day. so you get all sad this sounds like a soft sigh and you go "Oh well i don't want any". And instead of taking 3 you would rather have non.
"I hate you" with a smile.
Meening: Oh you will never learn will you, or i love you and want your attention so i will say i hate you to make you give me some attention. Or hurry up! or why did you do this:(( oooooh....

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uh huh:  usually used when hubby comes home late or forgets to do something and makes an unbelievable excuse for it.

Use Women Words

"What did you say?": don't think she didn't hear you the first time... she just wants YOU to know that she heard you, and for you to think twice about saying anything like that again. Usually a prelude to a fight.

Words Women Use

That's my hubby's favourite line when I am telling him something and he doesn't believe me

Words Women Use

Post some more of those. We can compile a "women's expressions" dictionary and get rich selling millions of them all over the world

Words Women Use Jokes Humor & Forum Games

..i saw that DA...HAHA..kiddin


Those are Too funny..i half to print that out and give it too my hubby ..HAHAH