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Cruel Blond Jokes - Page 2

That's cool, Jeannie.  :)  I used to color mine blonde and then I colored mine deep red.  So, I like the good clean blonde jokes.  My dad still pokes fun at me for when I used to be blonde.  ;)  lol

[offtopic]Before I forget, welcome to the forum.  ;D[/offtopic]

Jokes Blond Cruel

how come you died your hair well i've died mine black and now it's blond again i like it blond so i will keep it that way thansls-jeannie

Cruel Blond Jokes Games Forum & Humor Jokes

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how come you died your hair

Well, I thought it was due for a change of pace.  The red hair looks better on me anyway.  ;)

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A brunette goes in to see her Doctor.
"I don't know what's wrong Doc. my whole body just aches - everywhere I touch is so painfull, I can't stand it"
The Doctor mulls over what she has said and asks her to show him what she means.
So the brunette touches her arm and cries out in pain; she then touches her face and screams in agony and finally touches her leg and almost passes out from pain.
The Doctor looks at her and says "your're really blonde, aren't you?"
The patient replies "Your really perseptive, how did you know that?"
"because, you have a broken finger!!"

Jokes Blond Cruel

that was cute i've hear that before i don't know where i think it was a friend.

Cruel Blond Jokes

ok here's one... most guys wont like it though...

Why are blonde jokes mostly one liners?

So Men can remember them....

(My sister told me that one... yup she's blonde...)

Cruel Blond Jokes - Page 2

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.  She tells the salesman:

"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."

The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not need curtains...."

And the blonde said: "Helloooo....  I've got Windows!"

Cruel Blond Jokes Jokes Humor & Forum Games - Page 2

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday
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How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree
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If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
The brunette, the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
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Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds.
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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
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Why do blondes have more fun?
Because they don't know any better.
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How can you tell if a blonde has used your computer?
There'll be white-out on the screen.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off of a cliff.
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How does a blonde do a High-Five?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To try and catch everything that's over their heads.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F. on her shoes?
Toes Go In First
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Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
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What did the blonde call her zebra?
Spot.
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What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common?
You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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How do you get a blonde to climb up on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
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What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
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How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
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What goes vroom-screech, vroom-screech?
A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
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What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever.
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How do you keep a blonde busy?
Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Because she kept eating all of the ones with W's on them.
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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means Stop.
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Boo Hiss... I know those are bad...