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This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday,
he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached
1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded
this way.....

The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second
Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I
accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... AND I COULDN'T STOP
TALKING!

day the Joke

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his
phony $18 bills would be in some small back-woods town. So he
got into his new wheels and off he went.

He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and
handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can
you change this for me, please?" he asked.

The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled
and told the man, "Sure, Mister. Ya'll want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

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Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.  
The first said, "I"ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word."  
"Wow!" said the second, "how did you manage that?"  
"It's easy," replied the first. "My last word is always "Yes, Dear."  ;)

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Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist.

"My husband," she said, "is convinced he's a chicken. He goes around squawking constantly and sleeps on a large bar of wood he has fixed up as a perch."

"I see," said the psychiatrist thoughtfully. "And how long has your husband been suffering from this fixation?"

"For nearly two years now."

The psychiatrist frowned slightly and said, "But why have you waited till now to seek help?"

Mrs. Jones blushed and said, "Oh, well - it was so nice having a steady supply of eggs."

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there was this one bishop that use to love to go out golfing on sundays with his councilors and some people would say that he had better stop that,  heavenly father will get him, and well not listening to them he kept it up and as he would miss the hole he would say Darn it missed agin and this happened many sundays.  when suddenly this one sunday a bolt lf lightning came from the sky and zapped one of the councilors, and you could hear a voice saying Darn it missed agin..

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there was this golfer named norton that use to love to go golfing on Sunday and these people would say that he shouldn't do that it was bad and he would get into trouble with heavenly father and He would get him.  Well this one sunday as he was  visiting  a neighboring golf coarse  playing a game  and as he was near this pasture he heard a small voice  and it said nort, well the fellow looked around and saw one near, so he proceeded to continue, then it came agin nort. now this really shook up the man so he started to run and he jumped over the pasters fence and he heard the word nort agin only louder,  and he realy put on the speep and agin the word realy loud NORT. then  suddenly the man was tumbling over and over and realy hurt. and as he looked  up he saw a big big bull  with a hair lip. going nort nort.

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@wayned, lol  Those are some great jokes.  I liked the one about the hair lipped bull.  But I must say, I really liked the one about the bishop golfing.  That was GREAT and totally funny.  :)

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Tired Dog

One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.  The woman could tell from the dog's collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.  But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner.  An hour later, he went to the door, and the woman let him out.

The next day the dog was back.  He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.  This continued for several weeks.  Curious, the woman finally pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "We have six children.  He's trying to catch up on his sleep."