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:spock: LOL, I wonder if one of those children had the name of 'Felipe' by any chance?

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Why I don't have my homework:

*  I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
*  I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
*  Our puppy toilet trained on it
*  Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
*  I put it in a safe, but lost the combination
*  I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
*  Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
*  I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
*  I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload
*  My little sister ate it

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Thoughts of our 'loyal' pets:

Dog   "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish   "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog   "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish   "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot   "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those people ever really give me a cracker?  SHOOT NO!"

Cat   "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog   "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge."

Goldfish   "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"

Dog   "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it."

Cat   "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it."

Dog   "Why is the baby eating my food..."

Hamster   "put me out of my misery, this wheel is boring."

Iguana   "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips.

Cat   "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again."

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Funny books and authors:

My golden wedding
by Annie Versary

The Insurmountable problem
by Major Setback

Crime Does Not Pay
by Laura Norda

A Load of Old Rubbish
by Stefan Nonsense

Tape Recording for Beginners
by Cass Ette

Don't Leave Without Me
by Isa Coming

Making the Most of Life
by Maxie Mumm

Making the Least of Life
by Minnie Mumm

When Shall We Meet Again ?
by Miles Apart

The Artic Ocean
by I.C. Waters

Will He Win ?
by Betty Wont

Return of the Prodigal
by Greta Sonne

A Call for Assistance
by Linda Hand

Pain and Sorry
by Anne Guish

Garden Water Features
by Lily Pond

Crossing Roads Safely
by Luke Bothways

Sunday Service
by Neil Downe

The Laser Weapon
by Ray Gunn

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lol I like them authors and book titles,

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Crime Does Not Pay by Laura Norda

lol ;D

Joke of the day

Guilty Dog


It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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Three boys in a school yard were bragging about their dads...

The first boy said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and he gets $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing.  My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and he gets $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat.  My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon.  And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"  ;)

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Set It Free

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room, eats your food, messes up your stuff, takes your money, and never behaves as if you set it free in the first place, then you either married it or gave birth to it.  ;)