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Was sent this link via email. Will definitely make you  ;D

https://www.intelligencehub.com/test/behappy_.htm

Do you have something to share to brighten someone's day?

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Shared in part...

A Reason to Smile
Elder Joe J. Christensen

Let's try an experiment. Are you ready? SMILE. Force it if you have to, but
smile. I'm guessing many of you, when you receive the invitation, will
immediately smile very naturally and normally. It's something you do with
regularity. You must be basically happy people by nature.

I'm also assuming there were some of you who at least were obedient and
were just barely able to get the corners of your mouths up--not too much,
mind you--to fulfill the assignment.

Odds are there were probably a few of you who didn't smile at all, and it
makes me wonder why. Ask yourself, "Am I really a happy person?" If you
are not, and if it is difficult for you to smile, then analyze yourself. Know
there is help available. Some of it can come from recognizing that
difficulties are part of life. There are ups and there are downs, which
reminds me of this little account shared by Elder Marion D. Hanks:

"A father [is] aboard an airplane on a short business trip. He has with
him his five-year-old son and is almost wishing his son were not there
because it is a very rough trip. There are downdrafts and updrafts and head
winds alternating with tail winds, and some passengers are feeling a bit
queasy. Apprehensively, the father glances at his son and finds him
grinning from ear to ear. 'Dad,' he says, 'do they do this just to make
it fun for the kids?' " (Ensign, Nov. 1990, p. 38).

(Joe J. Christensen, From the New Era, Nov. 1996, 4-6)

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ok, I'm gonna be very unoriginal here and my thing is gonna be:

https://bordeglobal.youaremyfriend.com <--- go there, Mr. Admin

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Wow! That was quite a performance...

Ummm... *thinks to self* 'What did I do for this guy?*

*Hmmm must want something* Anyways, where did you find the time to do all that bud?

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Got this from an email sent to me the other day. Whether true or not, I don't know. But to think that one of these kids will be the president one day!


Subject: Remember 6th grade history

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during history tests.

Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the misspelling.

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount
Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

6. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

7. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.

8. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

9. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.

10. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

11. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much
money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example
of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

12. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise
Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

13. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.


14. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between, he practiced on an old spinster which he
kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.

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But to think that one of these kids will be the president one day!

:spock: Kids wrote this? Nah...

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My mom sent me this stress test this morning.  It's called the Dolphin Stress test.  It's a simple test designed to indicate whether people have too much stress in their life.  I thought that I would share it with everyone.  :)

https://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/

*Just a quick note.....I failed.  ;)  lol

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I saw two cows and no dolphins :laugh: I guess my stress level is way 'out of the water'!