Fun Stuff - Strange.... but all true - Page 2 of 2

Fun Stuff - Strange.... but all true - Page 2

here is some actual newspapaer adds so just for a laugh.
  free yorkshire terrier 8 years old.  hate ful dog
  free puppies; ½ cocker spaniel ½ sneaky neighbors dog.
  free puppies   part german shepard,  part stupid dog
  free german shepard 85 pounds nutered  speaks german.
  found dirty white dog looks  like a rat,  been out awhile  better be a reward.
  1 man, 7 woman hot tub  $850.00 or offer.
  snowblower for sale.. only used  on snowy days.
  cows, calves never bred...  also 1 gay bull for sale.
   nortic track $300.00 hardly used, call chubby.
   hummers- largest selection ever- if its in stock, we have it.
   georga peaches, california grown 89 cents a pound
   nice parachute; never opened- used once.
   tired of working for $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharring and flexable hours starting pay $7.50-$9.00 per hour .
   excercise equipment;  queensize mattress & box springs $175.00
    joining nudist colony!  must sell washer and dryer $300.00
   open house  body shappers toning salon,  free coffee & donuts.
   for sale by owner; complete set of encyclopedia britanica,  45 volums, excellent condition $1,000.00 or best offer. no longer needed. got married last weekend. wife knows everything.
            Now isn't that some cute things