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Plumber
We repair what your husband fixed.

Pizza shop slogan
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee
Invite us to your next blow-out.

Door of a plastic surgeon's office
Hello, can we pick your nose?

Sign at the psychic's hotline
Don't call us, we'll call you.

At a Towing Company
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On a Maternity Room door
Push, Push, Push.

At an Optometrist's Office
If you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place.

In a Taxidermist's window
We really know our stuff.

In a Podiatrist's office
Time wounds all heels.

On a Butcher's window
Let me meat your needs.

On a fence
Salesmen Welcome, dog food is expensive.

Outside a Muffler Shop
No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.

Outside a Hotel
Help! We need inn-experienced people.

In a Veterinarian's waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!

On the door of a Computer Store
Out for a quick byte.

Inside a Bowling Alley
Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.

In the front yard of a funeral home
Drive carefully, we'll wait.

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One day as I was driving down this one road I looked off to the side at a billboard and  it had a sign that said "child drop off. and then an arrow pointing to this one spot . well there wasn't anything there eccept a trash bin. and I said its about time.

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One day as I was driving down this one road I looked off to the side at a billboard and  it had a sign that said "child drop off. and then an arrow pointing to this one spot . well there wasn't anything there eccept a trash bin. and I said its about time.

Another case of truth in advertising? lol  ;D

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lol, i saw some funnier ones a month ago but i don't remember where i saw em at.  Oh well, these are still funny.

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lol ha ha i remember reading this jokes somewhere n AOL  lol :-) :- )

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It was related to me that in a furniture store that sold nothing but recliner chairs, loveseats, and sofas, there was a sign on the door that said "we reserve the right to check all bags and purses before exiting the store".

Just in case someone tries to shoplift a loveseat, I guess.

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those were funny... especially the child drop off in the trash bin... keep it coming goodness knows we need more smiles


La Reina Bella Diablo
*The Beautiful Devil Queen*

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O,K, here is some actual clasified adds in newspapers;
Free yorkshire terrier, 8 years old, hateful little dog
Free puppies 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbors dog
free puppies...part german shepard, part stupid dog.
german shepard 85 lbs. neutered, speaks german free.
found dirty whits dog. looks like a rat.. been out awhile better be a reward.
1 man, 7 woman hot tub $850.00/offer.
snowblower for sale.. only usedon snowy days.
cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.
nortic track $300.00 hardly used call chubby.
hummers-largest selection ever- if its in stock, we have it.
georga peaches, california grown- 89 cents a pound.
nice parachute; never opened-used once.
tired of working for only 9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and flexable hours. starting pay $7.00..$9.00 per hour.
excercise equipment; queen size matress & box springs- 175.00.
joining nudist colony. must sell washer and dryer, 300.00.
open house body shapers toning salon, free coffie & donuts.
for sale by owner; complete set of encyclopedia britanica. 45 volumes eccelent condition. 1,000.00 or best offer. no longer needed. got married last week wife knows everything.