How To Ask A Man To Do Something

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5th Mar, 2003 - 1:18am / Post ID: #

How To Ask A Man To Do Something

Always remember these five important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.  :smile.gif

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.  ;D

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging  to two, three hours, max.  :P

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.  ;)

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate ¼ turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.  8)

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt". biggrin.gif

     



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5th Sep, 2003 - 11:20pm / Post ID: #

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LDS where do you get these things... so when he does do something what does he do? Sounds like you are hoping he turns into the hulk :laugh:



13th Sep, 2003 - 7:47pm / Post ID: #

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Make sure he's conscious...  LOLOLOL  

Yes.  That's an important first step.  And you have to remember that most men, while watching their favorite sport on TV, are in an almost sub-conscious state.  Hypnotized, almost.  So it doesn't really count as "conscious."  If you have to ask him to do something, and it's important, a good rule is to wait until after the game.

IMO, of course.



Post Date: 8th Oct, 2003 - 5:43pm / Post ID: #

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Heh, the way a girl can get me to do something is to say PLEASE alot! and give me a kiss, that always helps.

Post Date: 12th Oct, 2003 - 1:52am / Post ID: #

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Or a good way to Get him To do whatever you want ..IS to take away the love making...
It works for me ..HAHAHAH...smile.gif

16th Oct, 2003 - 7:07pm / Post ID: #

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Or a good way to Get him To do whatever you want ..IS to take away the love making...

:spock: Uhummmm... what is that?



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Post Date: 16th Oct, 2003 - 10:12pm / Post ID: #

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Lol, JB.  That means no love for her hubby. Hint hint, nudge nudge...know what i mean?

17th Oct, 2003 - 2:10am / Post ID: #

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:spock: Leirsgrios, I understand what she meant, you are the yung un' that should be guessing still right?



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