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Why did the chicken cross the road... - Page 4

The chicken crossed the road because it was having a race witha  rat and a pigeon...
Ovcorse they didn't care about winning the race, they were just running away from the wolf!

road cross chicken the Why

The chicken crossed the road because she felt she was about to lay her eggs, and she didn't want the cars to crack them.

Why did the chicken cross the road... Games Forum & Humor Jokes

The chicken crossed the road because the hunter put bird seed down all over to trick her.

Page 4 road cross chicken the Why

The chicken crossed the road to show the opposum, the rabbit, the squirrel, the dog, the cat, and the ardvark that it can be done.

road cross chicken the Why

Why did the chicken cross the road?


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication.  We do not even have a chicken.


GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

Oprah
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of
how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

BILL GATES
Chicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there
was rejoicing.

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

Why did the chicken cross the road...

you may ask why the dhicken crossed the road well here is a proper answer.   there was a construction going on and they had finally put up the sign of what it was tobe.  Quote  Future  site of Kentucky Fried Chicken.   So it was just trying to get away.  but then it stopped in the middle of the road to lay it on the line about the decision.

Why the chicken cross road... - Page 4

simple cause it was a male who was trackin this hen who he heard cluckin from afar so he was following his great male sense of direction and without asking directions (cause he figured that was the right way u know) he continued on his quest to find his dream hen..only turns out she was already taken so he was so dejected he jus said to himself might as well be road kill and he crossed the road...

Why the chicken cross road... Jokes Humor & Forum Games - Page 4

the chicken crossed the road because she knew that you guys where hungry and thought that she would sacrafice herself so that you would not starve