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Dog Pet Peeves

My mom sent me this one.  I had to rewrite a few words to post it, hope you like it.  I thought it was cute.

A DOG'S PET PEEVES

Yelling at me for barking...HELLO, I AM A DOG!!

How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone.  Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes alittle like cat spit?!!

Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..........stop it.

Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet.  Why'd you buy carpet?

Getting upset when I sniff your guests.  Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.

Dog sweaters.  Hello...have you noticed the fur?

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!

When you pick up the dog poo in the yard.  Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw.  You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

Peeves Pet Dog

That was really funny...  :laugh:

I wonder if they have one about the cat? or the Guinea Pig?

Dog Pet Peeves Games Forum & Humor Jokes

Jb, my mom sends me all kinds of jokes like these.  It has been awhile since the cat joke has come around, but when it comes around again, I'll post it for ya.  :)

Peeves Pet Dog

That was great but hears a question why do dogs hate it when you blow in thier face but then like to stick their head out of the window when driving?