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O,K, this will put a smile on you.
One day this fellow rushed into his phycirists office and was very upset and asked his Dr "Dr last night I dreamed I was an indian T,P and the other night I dreamed I was an indian wigwam  what does it me please tell me" and the Dr said" calm down now calm down your just 2 tents."  Haw Haw get it too tense. O,K, I'll pitch the tent joke.  Ohhhhhh

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O,K,then how about this.   did you know how the first copper wire was invented?
It came from 2 laywers who was fighting over a penny.   well it makes sence dosen't it.   OOOoooohhhhh not agin.

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I'll pitch the tent joke

:laugh:  I just love reading your little joke, wayned.  :laugh:  They really bring a smile to my face.  :D

I've got a couple or so:

What are marshmallows filed under in the library?
The Dewey Gooey Decimal System

Why was the clock banned from the library?
It tocked too much

What volume in the library tells you everything about bicycles?
The bicyclopdeia

Yea, I know, I know....just hand the tomatoes over  ;)

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Q:  What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A:  Chocolate chimp cookies

Q:  What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
A:  Milk and quackers

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Q  How can it be possible to get down from a mountain without first going up?
A  Be born at the top.

Q  What do mountaineers tend to do when they are bored?
A  Climb the walls.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive it when the bell rings.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma. Wilma who?
Wilma report card be ready soon?

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down the bartender says why the long face?

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how did the farmer do his mathmatics. he used his cow-q-later
what type of animals did fonzy from happy days have on his farm? chicks
what did he grow? heyyyy  (hay).
I know I know back to the farm. Haw haw hawwwww.