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My mom sent me this little short joke. lol - Page 2 - Jokes, Humor, Forum Games - Posted: 9th Aug, 2003 - 1:09pm
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Post Date: 5th Aug, 2003 - 6:16pm / Post ID: #
Short Jokes - Page 2
Ok - Short Jokes...
Shortest Man in the Bible - Peter - He slept on a watch...
Next Shortest Guy - Knee High Miah (Nehamiah)
OK OK enough short jokes...
Who is the only recorded man to have no Parents?
Joshua - He was the son od Nun... (None...)
Akkk - don't throw corn... ;D lol
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Post Date: 6th Aug, 2003 - 5:34pm / Post ID: #
Short Jokes Games Forum & Humor Jokes
Who was the shortest man in the Book of Mormon?
Ether because he "dwelt in a cavity" (musta been a dentist too... lol)
Why did the Lamanites always have such sore legs?
Because of the Nephites... (Knee Fights...)
Did you know that John the Baptist was a marathon runner?
He came fourth out of the wilderness.
Post Date: 7th Aug, 2003 - 12:11pm / Post ID: #
Jokes Short
Q) What do you get when you cross a Mormon and a robber?
A) A basement full of stolen canned goods.
Q) Why do Mormon women stop having children at 35?
A) Because 36 is too many!
Q) Did you know that Moses was a motor-bike scramble rider?
A) The proof is in Genesis "his triumph was heard throughout the land"
LOL ;D
Post Date: 8th Aug, 2003 - 1:26pm / Post ID: #
Short Jokes - Page 2
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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