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Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive."

Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."

It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information."

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."

You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.


Paula

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:laugh:  Paula, those are really good.  I've never heard of those before.  I really laughed at the one about "rebellious follicle syndrome." Seems like I suffer from that alot.  ;)  :laugh:

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Me too... me too... LOL!  ;D

I was just trying to think of other terms that could be used, like:

Your legs don't need shaved. You are just experiencing "Ape Acute Leg Syndrome"...

Thanks for posting ;-)

Paula