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Sent in by Chad:

The Washington Post annually publishes a contest for readers in  which they are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

The following were some of the winning entries in this year's contest:

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a  proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes  up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

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Those are really good.  I got a good laugh from some of them.  I have got to send a copy of that to mom.  She would really get a kick out them.  :)

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I have got to send a copy of that to mom

Or you can get mom to come here and read it and more importantly, share all the secrets about Msslm LOL

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[offtopic]Looks like you are reaching the 500 mark today![/offtopic]

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Or you can get mom to come here and read it and more importantly, share all the secrets about Msslm

I would ask my mom, but I'm afraid that she would tell too many of the deep, dark secrets of msslm.  ;)  lol  But seriously, she only uses the net for email and her studies for school.  But other than what little time she uses the net, she uses alot of her offline time to finish her degree in college and she does alot of volunteering in her community.  

[offtopic]Yes, Jb, I am hoping to get to the 500 mark today.  ;D[/offtopic]