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Joke - Top 45 Oxymorons:

Top 45 Oxymorons:

Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Airline Food

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Government organization

Sanitary landfill

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then ..."

Synthetic natural gas

Passive aggression

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Diet ice cream

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Microsoft Works

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New classic

Oxymorons Top Joke

According to Dictionary.com an 'Oxymoron' can be interpreted as: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

Joke - Top 45 Oxymorons: Games Forum & Humor Jokes

Microsoft Works?

Were did you get this list of oxymorons, or did you come up with it yourself? Its very creative either way, and very amusing!