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Joke - Funny Spam Email

Are you tired of getting Spam in your inbox? As they say, if you do not laugh you will cry, and I rather laugh. Here is an example of the ridiculous emails you get from unwanted persons:

Let me ask you this...which is worse:

A. The engine on your Lexus seizes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a
financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.

B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked,
prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation.
The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have
anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house in order
because you'll be checking out soon.
Chemotherapy starts today.

If you chose A, you can stop reading now.


Or how about this one...

****WARNING*****

The next section of this email contains graphic material which may not be suitable for
squeamish individuals.

Let's talk stools.

The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it's dark brown in color, and it sinks and it
stinks, that's not good. And don't feel bad, that's the way most people are. What you want to
see is light brown color, which means it's full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a
stool that floats. We're talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the
darker the color and the faster it sinks.


How rude can you get than to have someone send you something about what happens when you go to the toilet!  >:(

Another crazy one is where they try to sell you software that can find anyone EXCEPT for the person that is spamming you with the advertisement!  >:(

Have you got any funny spam mail to share?

Email Spam Funny Joke

I never can understand Emails that...

* Offer you a free get away to somewhere you do not want to go
* Better bust enhancement for a man
* HGH for a young sporty teen
* Easy loan and credit reviews for someone who does not need it
* Real Eastate ads about buing a home not even in your country
* Seven Dwarfs that you can never seem to get rid of
* People telling you that you have Klez on your system when the email is coming from their system
* People that do not read or know how to send emails and send loads of emails to you and several others marked as CC, BC, etc

Joke - Funny Spam Email Games Forum & Humor Jokes

The worst is when you get 5 spam emails telling you to buy 'x' spam software to stop it!