Does God Get Bored

Does God Bored - Jokes, Humor, Forum Games - Posted: 19th Mar, 2003 - 12:00am

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Post Date: 18th Feb, 2003 - 1:45pm / Post ID: #

Does God Get Bored
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Does God Get Bored

One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china I wants you to
make me a new Ark"
> Noah replies "Nay probs God me old supreme being anything you want after
all you're the boss!"
> God interrupts "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah I want not just a
couple of decks,.......I want 20 decks one on top of the other."
> "20 DECKS! screams Noah"Well ok big man what ever you say. Should I fill
it up with all the animals just like last time?"
> "Yep that's right. Well....sort of right....This time I just want you To
fill it up with fish". God answers.
> "Fish?" Queries Noah.
> "Yep fish.......more specifically Noah, I want Carp. Wall to wall, floor
to ceiling - Carp!"
> Noah looks to the skies "OK God my mate let me get this right. You want a
New Ark?"
> "Check."
> "With 20 decks one on top of the other?"
> "Check."
> "And you want it full of Carp?"
> "Check"
> "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah who was slowly but surely getting to the
end of his tether! :sc
> "Dunno" says God "I just always fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"
??? ???

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Post Date: 28th Feb, 2003 - 5:45pm / Post ID: #

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Bored God Does

Sure, God(read: Me) gets bored sometimes, after all, he created humanity. He created the internet. Now wait...I'm not sure whether he's bored or insane...

Post Date: 18th Mar, 2003 - 11:57pm / Post ID: #

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God must be board by now. Even I have reached the end of the internet.

Post Date: 19th Mar, 2003 - 12:00am / Post ID: #

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If god gets board I would imagine that he would find somethings to amuse himself. Like maybe trying to create something so heavy that even he couldnt lift it. If that is possible or not I am not sure.


 
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