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Joke - Children say the darndest things!

Although this is a joke I have seen this happen for real and it shows how young minds are so impressionable.

Anything But Cheerios

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their
bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time
that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother
responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says, ''When we go
downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you
say 'ass'.''

The 4-year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast
table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he
would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, ''Aw
hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."

The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one.
The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With
a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the
younger son, ''And what would YOU like for breakfast?''

''I don't know,'' the 4-year-old blubbers, ''but you can bet your
ASS it's not gonna be Cheerios!''

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Kind of Gross... but when it comes to kids - who cares?


A Definite Definition

                    A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second
                    grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word
                    is "definitely" and its meaning is "absolute, positive, without
                    a doubt."

                    She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with
                    the word in it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back
                    raising her hand, quite sure of herself.

                    Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."

                    The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but
                    sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and
                    sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue.
                    Anyone else?"

                    Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.

                    Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."

                    "Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water
                    is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full
                    of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?"

                    Finally, in the far corner, little Robert slowly raises his hand.

                    "Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.

                    "Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.

                    "Yes."

                    "Do farts have lumps?"

                    "No. Why do you ask."

                    "Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants."

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lol what about this one?

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three?"

"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack."

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Bear and Toilet

                    Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

                    A: Winnie the Pooh!

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things darndest the Children Joke

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!  

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! :


Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Joke - Children say the darndest things!

a pupil was learning to play violin in a class.
One day,when he arrived class and opened his violin box,he found a submachine gun in it.
He shout with surprise:
"Mmmmy God,my dad must have taked my violin to the bank!"