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The Farmer & The Divorce Case

The Farmer & The Divorce Case   :

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."

The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a
grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John
Deere."

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up
or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO
YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her."

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THat joke is too close to home.  I have some neighbors that fit that description.

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What a great joke! Hey Bink if your neighbors are like that, oh boy, *laugh* hard to have a conversation with them huh? .