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                    A setback in Iraqi-American relations

                    Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad
                    for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When
                    George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of
                    Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes
                    Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs
                    out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

                    Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A
                    few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a
                    big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again
                    Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not
                    wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two
                    countries. But when the third button is pressed and another
                    boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally
                    had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them
                    functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi.
                    "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

                    A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for
                    talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three
                    buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's
                    revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first
                    button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George
                    snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second
                    button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens.
                    Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed,
                    Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush
                    falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

                    "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

                    Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"

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