Got this one in an email. Seems to be centered around the grumbling housewife?
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children, (who are the
size of walnuts), while you are sleeping and then wake to partially
grown, cute, cuddly little cubs.
I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows
you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs
get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He also
EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a
bear.
Interestingly enough there are women who turn out that way when they are not allowed a 'release' and are treated as though they were a machine. There is an ad that often runs on television about mental health and it says that if you find yourself mumbling a lot or grumbling when things do not go your way then you can be setting up yourself for mental illness.