Your honor because I'm a responsible person as Miss Kimmy indicated, I'm fully capable of being a responsible witness. I was walking my dog, my dog wasn't walking me.
* Pulls out a photo from my purse showing a cute little dog no bigger than a foot long *
See, isn't she just adorable.
"Your honor, I think is irrelevant the size of her dog and whether it is cute or not, we are not in a dog's competition here. I think the witness cannot provide evidence of what she claims".
Your honor is jeaousy part of this witness' name to fame to be right?
* Krusten whisper to her *
I know where you can get pups so you can have your own.
* She gives a sly grin. *
"Your honor, please tell the witness to stay away from me. I do not wish to be this close to her because I am unaware of her mental state. She is trying to change the topic of this whole case in order to distract us from the real reason we're here."
Mental state? I will let you know that I'm of sound mind missy and I don't suffer with paranoia or dementia as you seem to do. This is an open and shut case for me. I'm right and she is wrong.
* Points to the loud mouth woman who dares to tell her about her mental health. *
"Your Honor, please. This must stop, this session has fallen far from the point. I would kindly like to ask that if a witness cannot speak in a calm and rational way, without petty accusations or arguements, that they be taken from the stand," Jasper Howl asks the judge in frustration, as the case had gone downhill.
Edited: Thomaslee on 15th Apr, 2010 - 1:12am
"Your honor, this has become a Mickey Mouse court case. I respectfully request due to the circumstances that the defense pay what they need to pay so we can all go home and stop listening to this madness".