"Shut up" says the tough cop as he motions for you to go to the car and stand up. Cuffs are placed tightly on Ash's hands (behind his back). The tough cop looks at Ash with a grin and says... "Think you are some kind of hero for these ladies huh?"
The other cop turns to the tough cop and says, "Shall I check out the other cars?" Tough cop nods in agreement while he puts Ash on the ground to sit to make sure he does not become a nuisance. He then asks the rest of you the following questions:
"Where are you from and what do you do?"
"What is your relation to each other?"
"How is it that all of you are out here together?"
If you choose to try and avoid his questions he will become angry and start to use 'strong' words to emphasize his point about you remaining unhurt if you answer what he asks, when he asks.
"My name is Sugarplum sir. I'm a doctor and I also own a hospital.
My relationship with this gentleman here is just an associate, I just met him today. He's a good friend of this lady, Lemina. I met her some months ago in a Laundry mat, we were hostages of a crazy individual that entered there. We met at the mall today and we went to get lunch when we saw Ash. This is the first time ever I met him and this is the second time I see Lemina. I got into a car accident and next I see Ash and Lemina coming towards my car, I really cannot explain how they came here, maybe they will answer that for you sir."
'Officer,' Lemina says. 'I have known Ms. Sugarplum since a terrible ordeal during a hostage situation in a laundry mat back some time ago. I went to school with Ash and just have run into him recently at a local resturant in town. I was taking this road as a short cut home. I saw that my friend Ash was having car trouble and stopped to see if I could help. That was when I noticed that car run off the road over there.' Lemina points in the direction of where Sugarplum's car is. 'I took Ash over to the car to investigate only to find that my friend, Sugarplum was inside the car. We were only going to take her to hopital to check her out. She says that she can't feel her legs.
OK officer my name is Ash and I was traveling this road to get home quicker. Then all of a sudden both of my back tires just blew out, then I was very thankful when my friend Lemina happen to drive by. And just as we were sitting here discussing how my back tires blew out we noticed the car in the ditch ,and it just so happened to be this young ladys car. And one other thing sir could you please remove these cuffs they are starting to hurt.....
"Haaahahahaa", laughs the tough cop while holding his belt, "Do you people work at Barns & Noble or something?" he continues. At the same time his partner comes around and says, "looks like some kind of drug deal gone sour because there is a large quantity of cash in that car (pointing at Sugarplum's car) and some guns and ammunition in that one (he points to Ash's car)." The tough guy's eyes full with delight... "Well, well looks like we have enough stuff here to take all of you down for good." He then tips his hat up and says in a shallow voice, "...but I like to give everyone a chance, would you like to choose plan B? Plan B folks is your chance to run like wolves and don't let me catch ya... what do you say?' He then looks at you as though he were hungry and waits for an answer... his partner looks over his shoulder with glee while holding his gun in a loving manner (as though he is ready to use it).
Lemina is shocked at what the officer just suggested. She thinks to herself, 'They found what? Where? Is this guy for real? I thought hunting humans was like the worst crime ever? Is this nightmare ever going to end?'
Lemina looks at Ash and then Sugarplum to size up the situation. She thinks to herself, 'How are we going to out run the cops with Sugarplum's legs all wrong? Surely, Ash couldn't carry her forever?'
She then says to Ash and Sugarplum, 'What are we going to do? There is no way we'll be able to out run them on foot. Especially with Sugarplum's legs all wobbly. But I know that I don't want to do jail time for possesion of something that's not mine. What do you guys think? Should we take Plan B? Or take our chances downtown at the station and hire a top notch lawyer to spring us?'
Sugarplum looks at Lemina and Ash and says 'Remember that we are under arrest, let's be very careful what we say, we should not say anything until we get a lawyer. Let me handle this."
She coughs and looks seriously to the Police Officer and says 'Sir, you can take us to the police station if you want but I know my rights and I ask to call my lawyer as soon as possible. We do not have anything else to say about the matter'.
Ash looks at Lemina and says"well planB sounds risky but he a rather large man."
Ash then looks at Sugarplum and says"do you think that your lawer will be able to spring us?" AHHHH decisions decisions ah I hate all these choices.....