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Yes, that`s a great quote, but you must all remember Monkey Island:
*"Watch out! A three headed monkey!"
*I live in Uruguay (we speak spanish here) so I translated from spanish myself, please keep in mind that the original one might be different but the SPIRIT IS THE SAME!!
Hmm... I'll try to think of a few. These will not be word for word (since I haven't played some of them for a while), but they're close enough.
Nara: "You spent ALL of our money in GAMBLING?!"
(Dragon Warrior 4)
Man: "Hey, there's a question I've always wanted to ask you. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Nall: "Huh? That's not me! That's the stupid owl!"
(Lunar: SSSC)
Man: "Why do M&M's melt in your mouth and not in your hand?"
Nash: "Because of the candy coating. Geez, don't they teach you country bumkins anything!"
(Lunar: SSSC)
Man: "Ah, it's you. So how goes the robbing and plundering trade?"
Locke: *shocked look* "I prefer the term TRESURE HUNTER."
(Final Fantasy 6, also known as Final Fantasy 3 for the US SNES version)
Locke: *Appears to be sea-sick. Speaks to the ninja, Shadow* "Don't speak of this to anyone, oh shrouded one."
(Final Fantasy 6)
Terra: "At first glance I thought he was a bodybuilder who strayed from his gym."
Sabin: "Bodybuilder?!" *laughs* "I'll take that as a compliment."
(Final Fantasy 6)
Kefka: "Ugh! How sickening! You all sound like chapters from a self-help book!"
(Final Fantasy 6)
Man: "Here's your question. 'What's the secret to success in business?'"
Hero: "..."
Man: "That's right! Silence. Silence is golden."
Hero: "?"
(Dragon Warrior 4)
Man #1: "Those bandages! If I found out whoever did this to you I will kill them myself!"
Man in Wheelchair (who is bandaged from head to toe): "It was a skiing accident."
Man #1: "Oh. I see."
(No One Lives Forever 2)
???: "And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs..."
(Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne. It's a unit that looks like a bug, hence the humor. This quote comes from clicking the unit numerous times. They have lots of weird quotes like these in Blizzard strategy games, and no doubt some lists of them might exist on Gamefaqs.com. Give it a look, if you have time).
That's about all I can think of. Edited: Talduras on 2nd Oct, 2004 - 12:18am
these are some of my favorite quotes from my favorite square games!
First off, Xenogears!
Even if I go to hell, I will live to the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end... I will destroy it with my own hands!
- Lacan
If god doesn't exist in our world, then... I will create god with my own hands!
- Krelian
I am Alpha and Omega.
The beginning and the end.
The first and the last.
- Xenogears' Intro (Seriously, it is in the game!)
Well, it was really impressive from this side, believe me!
-Bart after shooting his teammates with a missile
Next, FF7!
No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can't run anywhere except where its rails take it.
- Cloud
I don't care if it's science or magical power. No, come to think of it, if I had to, I'd put my faith in science. Because of science, humans who used to crawl around on the ground can now fly, and soon we're about to go into space! I've earned my living thanks to science, so to me, there's nothing greater.
- Cid
I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
- Vincent Valentine (Represents my parents)
You are just a puppet. You have no heart and cannot feel any pain.
- Seiphroth (represents soceity to certain presidents and other leaders)
Funny quotes from Mercenaries, the best ones were in the intro part.
Fiona Taylor: [while Mattias picks up the carbine] I know it's not state of the art.
Mattias Nilsson: Well, it kills people, right?
Mattias Nilsson: [while picking up frag grenades] M67s... I love M67s.
Name: Yuroga
Comments: "Krogan testicles go for 10,000 credits a piece. That's 40,000 for a whole set." - Garrus
"Young men have funny ideas of what Asari are like. I blame the extranet and computer games." - Ashley